"Kimbo Slice Sucks"

Well, we've all seen the stunning knockout of MMA fraud Kimbo Slice by UFC washout Seth Petruzelli. What's happened since is Petruzelli gave a questionable radio interview in which he implied the promoters either encouraged him, or flat out paid him, to keep the fight standing, which would give Kimbo an alleged advantage (rather than experienced MMA fighter Petruzelli taking the fight to the ground - where Kimbo has no game - and submitting him). Now, the whole charade is under investigation.

Of course, UFC President Dana White has plenty to say about it in this hilarious rant. He's 100% right too. Careful, lots of F-bombs.